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when everyone found out i had an adderall prescription during finals week…

when my friend asks me if she should text her crush first…

when one of my friends tell me they’re never drinking again…

when i get back to my room…

from class…

from the bar…

when i wake up still drunk and not hungover…

when me and my best friend wake up from a night of drinking and see our remaining alcohol supply…

when i’m recovering from an adderall binge…

when i pre gamed too hard and showed up to a party that my crush was at…

When people ask me what year Ohio State was founded

“It’s been under construction since 1870.”

When I try telling myself that I need to spend less on alcohol

but really: